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“The Future”

March 23, 2009

Alice and I have been discussing what we want to be when we grow up.  After hours of grueling debate we have reached a decision.  Hammocks on the beach in Mexico.  I know what you are thinking, where could you possibly find a hammock small enough for Baby Alice.  Put your minds at ease. I have done extensive research on the subject and discovered that baby hammocks are available!  God bless the internet!travel-hammock It turns out that anything made for adults has a baby sized version that can be purchased online–just add shipping!

No more schedules, no more employee meetings, traffic, do-gooders, busy bodies, and the like.  Just a big basket of fruit and an ocean breeze.  If any of you would like to join us, please submit your resumes through this website and I will contact any qualified applicants for an interview. Thank you in advance for your interest in the position.

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